That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I will pee on everything he values.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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