so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
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