haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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