You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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