Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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