Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
so explain again why im purple
no
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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