I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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