You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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