so that wasnt chicken after all
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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