she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Couch. On fire.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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