Its about making memories worth repressing
fuck your aforementioned shoe
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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