But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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