Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Randomize
