Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
