Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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