Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
someone owes me an orgasm
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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