Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
Randomize
