Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Randomize
