12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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