hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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