whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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