yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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