I want to have your abortion
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
there was a trapeze. enough said
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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