if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i dont even know how to be here
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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