ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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