i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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