grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I am full of burrito and curiosity
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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