I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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