I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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