it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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