we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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