i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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