Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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