Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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