Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
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