no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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