i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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