Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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