He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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