Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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