I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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