this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I'm both gender and math confused
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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