So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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