quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
The dick lei will go down in squad history
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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