I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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