And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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