I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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