hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Randomize
