Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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