i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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